Essential Parenting Items

Emily’s Guide to Motherhood

Ingredients:

1 x grizzly baby
1 x Ergo baby carrier
1 x bottle of wine

Method:

1. Put on Ergo baby carrier (aka magical baby whispering contraption).

2. Insert grizzly baby.

3. Go for a 20 minute walk around the block.

4. Come home, ease sleepy baby out of magical contraption, rock a couple of times and slide quietly into cot.

5. Crack open bottle of wine.

6. Ahhhhhhhhhh

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