Emily’s Guide to Motherhood
1 x grizzly baby
1 x Ergo baby carrier
1 x bottle of wine
1. Put on Ergo baby carrier (aka magical baby whispering contraption).
2. Insert grizzly baby.
3. Go for a 20 minute walk around the block.
4. Come home, ease sleepy baby out of magical contraption, rock a couple of times and slide quietly into cot.
5. Crack open bottle of wine.